Quote of the Day – April 13, 2016
“You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.”
“You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.”
“Where does he get those wonderful toys?”
“This is no democracy. It is a dictatorship. I am the law.”
“I know a little German. He’s sitting over there.”
“Is life always this hard, or is it just when you’re a kid?” “Always like this.”
“Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige.”
“Don’t disturb my friend, he’s dead tired.”
“Incredible Hulk looks like a bigger version of Yoda, lol.”
“These waves are mine.”
“Admiral! We have enemy ships in sector 47!” “It’s a trap!”