Quote of the Day – February 18, 2017
“Right, you daughter! I have your a$$hole here!”
“Right, you daughter! I have your a$$hole here!”
“I have to believe that when things are bad I can change them.”
“It must be some kind of hot tub time machine…”
“Son, where did you get that gun?” “My mum gave it to me.”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, one is dead, and so are you.”
“I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.”
“I’m looking for a transporter.” “I’m listening.”
“Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.”
“Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.”
“Tim Canterbury. The Canterbury Tales. By Chaucer. And Shakespeare.”