Quote of the Day – July 21, 2017
“Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.”
“Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.”
“Good morning, my neighbors!” “Hey, f*ck you!” “Yes, yes! F*ck you too!”
“He can’t hear you, and he never will. Let’s sit down.”
“Zombies, man. They creep me out.”
“Join the IMF. See the world, on a monitor, in a closet.”
“Are you kidding me? I’ve driven all this way and nobody wants to get pissed on?”
“You taste like a burger. I don’t like you anymore.”
“Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?”
“Oh no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.”
“Riddle me this, riddle me that, who’s afraid of the big, black bat?”