Quote of the Day – August 31, 2017
“That sex was the most fun I’ve ever had without laughing.”
“That sex was the most fun I’ve ever had without laughing.”
“Come here!” “What are you gonna do, bleed on me?” “I’m invincible!” “You’re a loony.”
“On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy.”
“Give me ten men like Clouseau and I could destroy the world.”
“What’cha doin’ with that lawn mower blade Karl?” “I aim to kill you with it.”
“Suppose I shot you. How’d that be?”
“Please, God…” “God? No god.”
“My true calling in life.” “What’s that?” “Shit, man, I’m a natural born killer.”
“Oh my God, are those tiny penises? Please, Lord, let those be fingers.”
“The numbers all go to 11. Look, right across the board, 11, 11, 11 and…”