Quote of the Day – November 20, 2017
“The TV must’ve gotten into his head and told him to kill you.”
“The TV must’ve gotten into his head and told him to kill you.”
“So you’re telling me it was one guy with six guns, and he was a senior frigging citizen?”
“Everything’s fine.” “Except we lost Apollo 11!” “Oh, except for that.”
“We threw away things people kill each other for now.”
“Why are you always so suspicious?” “Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically?”
“You do know it is a federal offence to destroy a United States Post Office?”
“I am a collage of unaccounted for brush strokes. I am all random.”
“It’ll be just like in the movies. Pretending to be somebody else.”
“Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?”
“Your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for.”