Quote of the Day – January 11, 2018
“The people downtown are gonna file you under DSAF: Did Society A Favor. Got it?”
“The people downtown are gonna file you under DSAF: Did Society A Favor. Got it?”
“I pick up guns, bad things happen to people. I don’t like that.”
“How do you protect yourself from a dildo?”
“Please, for the love of God, can I fire the next one?”
“You’re a jumped up pantry boy who doesn’t know his place!”
“Jack, tell me a story.” “F*ck you!” “Oh, that’s one of my favorites.”
“May God grant me vengeance! I will pray that you live until I return!”
“You’re fired!” “But I just…” “You make a valid point. Welcome back. With benefits.”
“I didn’t take your life, Stan. I gave you one.” “Yeah, but you coulda been nicer.”
“I need you to make me ugly.”