Quote of the Day – April 20, 2018
“I shall never relinquish my sword for a ring.”
“I shall never relinquish my sword for a ring.”
“This gross bug lady is my new friend.”
“Nothing shocks me. I’m a scientist.”
“Oh, hell no! You didn’t just touch my goddamn radio!”
“I should apologize in advance for not sharpening this thing.”
“Hey, guys. Oh, Big Gulps, huh? All right… Well, see you later!”
“Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn’t f*cking have any.”
“Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool.” “So do you, Fast Eddie.”
“What about the sheep?” “F*ck the sheep!” “No time for that bro. Go go go!”
“You warned me he was smart. You didn’t warn me you were stupid.”