Quote of the Day – September 20, 2018
“There’s a purity to beautiful things that I’ve never been able to find in another human being.”
“There’s a purity to beautiful things that I’ve never been able to find in another human being.”
“We should so not be allowed to buy these.”
“Death is never the end of the story. It always leaves tracks.”
“The guy who invented the hamburger was smart. But the guy who invented the cheeseburger… Genius.”
“I just had sex and I’m about to eat NACHOS! IT’S THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!”
“Have you been circumcised?” “Yeah I have, why?” “Your doctor must have cut a large portion off.”
“Whatever you’re thinking, rethink it.”
“No scenario? I see every scenario, I see 50 scenarios, that’s what it does Carl – it puts me 50 moves ahead of you.”
“Look at you. You look like one of us. Look what I made you.”
“What do you do when the thing you most wanted, so perfect, just comes?”