Quote of the Day – June 10, 2019
“I thought you were dead.” “Technically I was never alive, but I appreciate your concern.”
“I thought you were dead.” “Technically I was never alive, but I appreciate your concern.”
“You have sunk my battleship.”
“You’re gonna love it.” “What?” “The world.”
“Tonight we get to be our own gods.”
“This is starting to piss me off now cool out!” “Oh I am cool. You should see me when I’m hot.”
“Have you no fear, English?” “My fear is my concern.”
“Now, see we’re sittin’ down here, ready to negotiate, and you’ve already given up your shit. I’m still a mystery to you.”
“In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…”
“Say hi to your mother for me.”
“I took the liberty of ironing your homework.”