Month: August 2019

“Did Doogie Howser just steal my f*cking car?”

“You’re bleeding, man. You’re hit.” “I ain’t got time to bleed.”

“The only place I’ve seen dwarfs in dreams is in stupid movies like this! Oh make it weird, put a dwarf in it!.”

“He’s dead, all right. So cold.” “Is the pizza?”

“Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke?” “Yeah. Yeah, we’d love to hear a joke from you.” “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Go fuck yourselves.”

“I know bad things happen. Bad things happen. But you can still live. You can still live.”

“You mean you busted out of jail.” “No, ma’am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance.”

“All right, Popeye’s here! Get your hands on your heads, get off the bar, and get on the wall!”

“I may be old-fashioned, but I thought murder was against the law.”

“You almost tore that boy’s arm off!” “So? He had a spare.”