Quote of the Day – September 20, 2019
“The Tooth Fairy’s exposed breast made the child uncomfortable.”
“The Tooth Fairy’s exposed breast made the child uncomfortable.”
“Miracles happen all the time!” “Like what?” “Benedict Cumberbatch becoming a sex symbol!”
“Then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend…”
“Stop eating my sesame cake.”
“My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety’s Harvard.”
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
“Have you guys ever seen a flock of ducks flying in perfect formation? It’s beautiful.”
“You are not our leader.” “How many movies are made about you? None. I have nine movies, and three more currently in development.”
“I’m a f*ckin’ idiot. I’m a f*ckin’ idiot. F*ckin’ idiot, f*ckin’ idiot, f*ckin’ idiot…”
“You got him?” “Yeah, I got him.”