Month: October 2019

“The only people who want to live to 100 are 99 year-olds.”

“Are services still off limit to me?” “Under the circumstances your privileges are reinstated immediately, what do you need?” “Guns, lots of guns.”

“So, eleven hundred men went into the water, three hundred sixteen men come out, and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.”

“She’ll be back. Where else is she gonna find a guy like you?” “I don’t know. Chernobyl?”

“You must be the short depressed kid we ordered.”

“Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?”

“So do you have any regrets?” “Garfield, maybe.”

“Go down to Marie Callender’s, get me a big bowl, pie, some ice cream on it, mmm-mmm good! Put some on your head! Your tongue would slap your brains out trying to get to it!”

“Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.”

“Don’t go out there! There’s something in the mist!”