Month: December 2019

“I’m looking for someone to share in an adventure.”

“A minute ago I thought I was related to a murderer! You’re a total upgrade!”

“If they can whack a President, they can whack a president of a union. You know it and I know it.”

“Don’t take it personally, they’re just trying to figure out if you’re a gold digging whore. You know, like my wife.”

“There is never enough time.” “Time for what?” “To satisfy a woman.”

“Here at Globo Gym, we understand that ‘Ugliness’ and ‘Fatness’ are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it’s only your fault if you don’t hate yourself enough to do something about it.”

“A fine chariot… but where are your horses?”