Month: May 2020

Quote of the Day – May 31, 2020

“Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y’all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin’.”

Quote of the Day – May 28, 2020

“Is there any improper suggestion of nudity in this, uh, murder in the shower scene?” “She won’t be nude, she’ll be wearing a shower cap.”

Quote of the Day – May 27, 2020

“Would you be willing to cut your hair?” “Well, yeah, but it would probably be better if someone else did it. I’ve had a few… accidents.”

Quote of the Day – May 23, 2020

“I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.” “I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver’s full of shit, man.”