Quote of the Day – January 18, 2021 “Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your pate. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise.” Quote of the Day – January 17, 2021 “Ghosts? If you ever see a ghost, cut the motherfucker.” Quote of the Day – January 16, 2021 “Depends on whether they’re smart pretending to be idiots or idiots pretending to be smart.” Quote of the Day – January 15, 2021 “How deep does this thing go?” “Oh, she’ll go all the way to the bottom if we don’t stop her.” Quote of the Day – January 14, 2021 “We don’t get a say on how it ends, we never have. But we can control how we live.” Quote of the Day – January 13, 2021 “Okay, when were you guys going to tell me this? How could you let me find out like this?” “How should I have told you? ‘Oh, your grandma’s on the roof’.” Quote of the Day – January 12, 2021 “When you love something, you shoot it in the face… So it doesn’t become a flesh eating monster.” Quote of the Day – January 11, 2021 “I made a crazy risk, a gamble, and it’s about to pay off.” Quote of the Day – January 10, 2021 “We’re so cute. I wanna punch us in the face.” Quote of the Day – January 8, 2021 “Where I come from, when the government says someone’s guilty, it’s how you know they’re innocent.” Quote of the Day – January 6, 2021 “Why don’t you and I play a game of fuck off. You go first.” 1 2 3 … 241 Next » Share this:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)