Scott

“More human souls are killed by mothers’ hands, than by the hands of strangers. My mother tried to murder me, but love confounded her.”

“We’re something, aren’t we? The only animals that shove things up their ass for survival.”

“This is not a war any more than there’s a war between men and maggots… This is an extermination.”

“Not everything that moves, breathes, and talks is alive.”

“You’ve been in my life so long, I can’t remember anything else.”

“I said things that I didn’t mean. I think it was just the stress of killing somebody and then trying to dispose of his body.”

“I can give you the right books, teach you the right spells, but that last 1%, that’s up to you.”

“Hey, you’re hurt.” “Lady, I’m f*cking dead.”

“OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY’RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!”

“If you don’t stop playing games, I will shave your head and make you eat your hair. I mean it. I will make you eat your hair.”