Quote of the Day – December 20, 2019 “I’m going to find the answer to a question that’s puzzled the world for centuries. Does Santa Claus sleep with his whiskers outside or in?” “Always sleep with them out. Cold air makes them grow.” Quote of the Day – February 11, 2021 “Too bad SpongeBob isn’t here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.” Quote of the Day – February 10, 2021 “My daddy is the smartest person in the whole flat world!” Quote of the Day – February 9, 2021 “It’s easy to fool people when they’re already fooling themselves.” Quote of the Day – February 8, 2021 “Strictly speaking, there’s no such thing as invention, you know. It’s only magnifying what already exists.” Quote of the Day – February 6, 2021 “Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.” Quote of the Day – February 5, 2021 “Who are you?” Quote of the Day – February 4, 2021 “Everton is the dominant species. I am Everton.” Quote of the Day – February 3, 2021 “Sand is overrated. It’s just tiny, little rocks.” Quote of the Day – February 2, 2021 “This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.” Quote of the Day – February 1, 2021 “I never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater.” 1 2 3 … 243 Next » Share this:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)