Quote of the Day – July 4, 2019

“You lost a lot of blood but we found most of it.” mafia-jay-mohr

Quote of the Day – May 30, 2020

“Hey, there’s skittles in there!”


Quote of the Day – May 29, 2020

“I cannot allow us to be killed.”


Quote of the Day – May 28, 2020

“Is there any improper suggestion of nudity in this, uh, murder in the shower scene?” “She won’t be nude, she’ll be wearing a shower cap.”


Quote of the Day – May 27, 2020

“Would you be willing to cut your hair?” “Well, yeah, but it would probably be better if someone else did it. I’ve had a few… accidents.”


Quote of the Day – May 26, 2020

“Broke the window again.”


Quote of the Day – May 25, 2020

“I ain’t afraid to die anymore. I’d done it already.”


Quote of the Day – May 24, 2020

“This is going straight to the pool room.”


Quote of the Day – May 23, 2020

“I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.” “I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver’s full of shit, man.”


Quote of the Day – May 22, 2020

“The hardest thing to hear… for any of us… is something we don’t agree with.”


Quote of the Day – May 21, 2020

“Mini-Me, no, we don’t gnaw on our kitty. Leave Mini- no! Leave Mini-Mr. Bigglesworth alone. Just love him, stroke him.”