Quote of the Day – August 31, 2016
“Come outside with me, I’ve got a surprise for you!” “That’s my surprise?” “No.”
“Come outside with me, I’ve got a surprise for you!” “That’s my surprise?” “No.”
“Don’t let them bury me! I’m not dead!”
“When you’re slapped, you’ll take it and like it.”
“I’m not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.”
“See, you’re done with the past, but the past is not done with you.”
“I don’t care about the money. I’m pulling back the curtain. I want to meet the wizard.”
“How’d you get the fat lip?” “Old war wound. Acts up around morons.”
“I’m flying blind on a rocket-cycle!”
“You’ve gotta ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”
“The words that are spoken at a funeral are spoken too late for the man who is dead.”