Tombstone – Quickie Review

Easily one of my all-time favourite westerns. Sprawling, epic and exciting. Tremendous ensemble. However, Val Kilmer, Powers Boothe and Stephen Lang are far and away the stand-outs. Be sure sure to check out of the director’s cut for even more Kilmer.

Don’t Look In The Basement – Review: 31 Nights Of Horror – Day 9 / Film #2

I must open this review with a warning. If you’re only interest in this film lays in the hopes of some hot basement related action, you will be sorely disappointed. Within this review’s intro, I have literally exceeded the number of times the word “basement” is actually uttered in the movie. I’ve now said it …

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A Sister Act – A Dozen Summers Review

I was recently contacted by Kenton Hall, the writer/director/co-star of the British film I’m about to discuss, offering me a chance to review his independent project prior to its release. And I replied with a, “Jolly good ol’ chap, I’m gob-smacked, you must be taking a piss, I’d love to.” Actually, I didn’t say any …

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“Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid” – A Review of The Gallows

No need to sugarcoat, this movie is a piece of shit to the highest caliber. Like one of the glorious ones that could be described in a version of The Aristocrats joke. No less than 5 people walked out of the advanced screening that I was attending and the theatre wasn’t very full to begin …

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An Uncivil Action: A Ted 2 Review

In 2012, a movie about a foul-mouthed, talking teddy bear was a sleeper hit. In 2015, Universal is hoping that lightning will strike twice for the Thunder Buddies. The film opens with Ted (voiced again by the director and co-writer, Seth MacFarlane) and his girlfriend from the original, Tami-Lynn (played by Jessica Barth whom doesn’t …

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“A Whole New World” – Jurassic World Review

It was in 1993 when the movie world was first introduced the Jurassic Park. People flooded the theatres to see dinosaurs on the big screen as they’d never been seen before. The movie was high-lighted by state-of-the-art visual effects technology and featured state of the art technology such as an interactive CD-ROM. It was also …

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