Nate’s 10 Words on X-Men: The Last Stand
“I liked when Magneto moved the bridge across the ocean.”
“I liked when Magneto moved the bridge across the ocean.”
“I liked when Mater noticed it was just a lantern.”
“I liked when he crashed the spaceship onto the house.”
“I like when the monkey slaps Larry across the face.”
“I like when the boys both fall for the girl.”
A foreboding house in the neighbour turns out to be a living and breathing entity. Wonderfully creative design for the ever transforming house. It actually looks terrifying, but not to me. I’m a big boy. While it’s only 9 years old the animation already looks outdated. They look like more detailed characters from The Sims. …
Monster House – Quickie Review: 31 Nights Of Horror – Day 30 / Film #3 Read More »
Pleasantville with zombies. I think that’s pretty accurate description. A smart comedy with an occasional zombie attack. Billy Connolly is utterly charming as the loyal title character. However, the whole cast is great as everyone is playing it straight. It would be very easy to ham it up with this subject matter, but that doesn’t …
Fido – Quickie Review: 31 Nights Of Horror – Day 28 / Film #5 Read More »
A meteor crashes near a small town and its contents start to infect the town’s citizens. How have I not seen this movie until now? It’s so awesome. It has everything I love. So much blood, so much gooey ickiness. First class humour mixed with cheesy one-liners. This will immediately be added to my regular …
Slither – Quickie Review: 31 Nights Of Horror – Day 27 / Film #6 Read More »
This is a Norwegian made horror is about a group of friends snowboarding in a remote area and then they have to seek refuge in an abandoned hotel after one of them breaks their leg. Effectively built-in spooky atmosphere with the location. A half hour for character intros and then all hell breaks loose. With …
Cold Prey – Quickie Review: 31 Nights Of Horror – Day 25 / Film #2 Read More »
This movie is way too long and way too convoluted. I’m sure the game of which it’s based is very expansive so it was hard to condense it fluidly. The art direction is great and it looks gorgeous. And there’s a little bit of blood in it. Of all the crazy imagery and events in …
Silent Hill – Quickie Review: 31 Nights Of Horror – Day 13 / Film #4 Read More »