Quote of the Day – February 12, 2021 “How do you write women so well?” “I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.” Quote of the Day – February 11, 2021 “Too bad SpongeBob isn’t here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.” Quote of the Day – February 10, 2021 “My daddy is the smartest person in the whole flat world!” Quote of the Day – February 9, 2021 “It’s easy to fool people when they’re already fooling themselves.” Quote of the Day – February 8, 2021 “Strictly speaking, there’s no such thing as invention, you know. It’s only magnifying what already exists.” Quote of the Day – February 6, 2021 “Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.” Quote of the Day – February 5, 2021 “Who are you?” Quote of the Day – February 4, 2021 “Everton is the dominant species. I am Everton.” Quote of the Day – February 3, 2021 “Sand is overrated. It’s just tiny, little rocks.” Quote of the Day – February 2, 2021 “This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.” Quote of the Day – February 1, 2021 “I never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater.” 1 2 3 … 183 Next »