“Why are your father’s ashes in a coffee can?” “Because he’s dead, Peter.”

“Don’t worry, they’re fine. You can’t crush a soul here. That’s what life on Earth is for.”

“And to think, if it weren’t for you… I never would’ve danced at all.”

“Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your pate. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise.”

“Ghosts? If you ever see a ghost, cut the motherfucker.”

“Depends on whether they’re smart pretending to be idiots or idiots pretending to be smart.”

“How deep does this thing go?” “Oh, she’ll go all the way to the bottom if we don’t stop her.”

“We don’t get a say on how it ends, we never have. But we can control how we live.”

“Okay, when were you guys going to tell me this? How could you let me find out like this?” “How should I have told you? ‘Oh, your grandma’s on the roof’.”

“When you love something, you shoot it in the face… So it doesn’t become a flesh eating monster.”