"A minute ago I thought I was related to a murderer! You're a total upgrade!" … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – December 3, 2019
"If they can whack a President, they can whack a president of a union. You know it and I know it." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – December 2, 2019
"Don't take it personally, they're just trying to figure out if you're a gold digging whore. You know, like my wife." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – December 1, 2019
"There is never enough time." "Time for what?" "To satisfy a woman." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – November 30, 2019
"Here at Globo Gym, we understand that 'Ugliness' and 'Fatness' are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – November 29, 2019
"A fine chariot... but where are your horses?" … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – November 28, 2019
"One final thing I have to do... and then I'll be free of the past." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – November 27, 2019
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – November 26, 2019
"Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – November 25, 2019
"I'm finished!" … [Read more...]
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