"This guy single-handedly ruined the word motherf*cker." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – April 24, 2018
"Just remember all the good the purge does." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – April 23, 2018
"Storm's dying down." "How can you tell?" "Not as many sharks flying around." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – April 22, 2018
"I think you're safer here than in any of the murder-free places we've ever lived at." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – April 21, 2018
"What is it you like about this house so much?" "History." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – April 20, 2018
"I shall never relinquish my sword for a ring." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – April 19, 2018
"This gross bug lady is my new friend." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – April 18, 2018
"Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – April 17, 2018
"Oh, hell no! You didn't just touch my goddamn radio!" … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – April 16, 2018
"I should apologize in advance for not sharpening this thing." … [Read more...]
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