"Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke?" "Yeah. Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you." "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Go fuck yourselves." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – August 17, 2019
"I know bad things happen. Bad things happen. But you can still live. You can still live." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – August 16, 2019
"You mean you busted out of jail." "No, ma'am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – August 15, 2019
"All right, Popeye's here! Get your hands on your heads, get off the bar, and get on the wall!" … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – August 14, 2019
"I may be old-fashioned, but I thought murder was against the law." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – August 12, 2019
"You almost tore that boy's arm off!" "So? He had a spare." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – August 11, 2019
"I will not die a monster." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – August 10, 2019
"It's the f*cking Catalina Wine Mixer." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – August 9, 2019
"If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?" … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – August 8, 2019
"The two of you together. That's fine. But what if one of you is the monster?" "Monster? We're British, you know." … [Read more...]
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