“I cannot allow us to be killed.”

“Is there any improper suggestion of nudity in this, uh, murder in the shower scene?” “She won’t be nude, she’ll be wearing a shower cap.”

“Would you be willing to cut your hair?” “Well, yeah, but it would probably be better if someone else did it. I’ve had a few… accidents.”

“Broke the window again.”

“I ain’t afraid to die anymore. I’d done it already.”

“This is going straight to the pool room.”

“I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.” “I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver’s full of shit, man.”

“The hardest thing to hear… for any of us… is something we don’t agree with.”

“Mini-Me, no, we don’t gnaw on our kitty. Leave Mini- no! Leave Mini-Mr. Bigglesworth alone. Just love him, stroke him.”

“I dunno what the hell’s in there, but it’s weird and pissed off, whatever it is.”