"You're taller than I thought you'd be." "You're meaner than I thought you'd be." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – May 23, 2018
"It's amazing how productive doing nothing can be." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – May 22, 2018
"You can milk just about anything with nipples." "I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?" … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – May 21, 2018
"The police have a suspect." "Who is it?" "It's me." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – May 20, 2018
"All I have are the choices I make, and I choose her, come what may." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – May 19, 2018
"What's your favorite scary movie?" "Showgirls. Absolutely frightening. What's yours?" … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – May 18, 2018
"Do the snow angel, man. Do the f*cking snow angel, dude. Do the f*cking snow angel!" … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – May 17, 2018
"The only way to get rid of a temptation, is to yield to it." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – May 16, 2018
"What are all these sharks doing here?" "I dunno. Maybe someone put them there." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – May 15, 2018
"You know what makes you feel okay about losing? Winning." … [Read more...]
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