"Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!" … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – December 24, 2019
"Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City." "You serious, Clark?" … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – December 23, 2019
"I guess you were right, Linus. I shouldn't have picked this little tree. Everything I do turns into a disaster. I guess I really don't know what Christmas is all about." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – December 22, 2019
"Boy, that's scary stuff! Should we be worried about the kids in the audience?" "Nah, it's all right. This is culture!" … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – December 21, 2019
"Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!" … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – December 20, 2019
"I'm going to find the answer to a question that's puzzled the world for centuries. Does Santa Claus sleep with his whiskers outside or in?" "Always sleep with them out. Cold air makes them grow." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – December 19, 2019
"What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – December 18, 2019
"Buddy the Elf, what's your favourite colour?" … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – December 17, 2019
"What is the matter with you? I thought mothers were sweet and nice a-a-and patient. I know loan sharks who are more forgiving than you. Your husband ain't dead, lady. He's hiding." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – December 16, 2019
"The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was..." "Naddafinga!" … [Read more...]
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