"Miracles happen all the time!" "Like what?" "Benedict Cumberbatch becoming a sex symbol!" … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – September 18, 2019
"Then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – September 17, 2019
"Stop eating my sesame cake." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – September 16, 2019
"My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety's Harvard." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – September 15, 2019
"If you're good at something, never do it for free." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – September 14, 2019
"Have you guys ever seen a flock of ducks flying in perfect formation? It's beautiful." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – September 13, 2019
"You are not our leader." "How many movies are made about you? None. I have nine movies, and three more currently in development." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – September 12, 2019
"I'm a f*ckin' idiot. I'm a f*ckin' idiot. F*ckin' idiot, f*ckin' idiot, f*ckin' idiot..." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – September 11, 2019
"You got him?" "Yeah, I got him." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – September 10, 2019
"I hereby proclaim this planet Trumania of the Burbank Galaxy." … [Read more...]
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