Quote of the Day – September 13, 2016
“I’m gonna make this pencil disappear!”
“I’m gonna make this pencil disappear!”
“I want this f*cking arm off!”
“What the hell is that?” “A dress.” “Says who?” “Calvin Klein.”
“He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.”
“Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?” “Of course you may.” “Thank you.”
“There are worse things out tonight than vampires.” “Like what?” “Like me.”
“I was surprised who was a part of The Eye.”
“We dance alone. That’s why we only play electronic music.”
“No woman can truly love a man who listens to Phil Collins.”
“Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”