Quote of the Day – June 20, 2017
“Christine is dead. She is dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead!”
“Christine is dead. She is dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead!”
“I wouldn’t have missed a single minute of it, Bobby. Not for the whole world.”
“When you’re in a relationship it means you are obligated to give a sh*t.”
“My friend says if you were any more handsome it would be a crime. It’s a shame you’re such an asshole.”
“The things I’m gonna do for my country.”
“I think she’s bipolar, or lactose intolerant, one of the two.”
“When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way!”
“We could go upstairs right now.” “Is there a TV upstairs? I like to watch.”
“Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not.”
“If I could, I would have voted for Obama for a third term.”