Quote of the Day – September 30, 2017
“Women are about as good at a cappella as they are at being doctors.”
“Women are about as good at a cappella as they are at being doctors.”
“At least you’ll never be a vegetable – even artichokes have hearts.”
“Maybe I’ll just sit here and bleed at you.”
“I hate it when people ask if they can ask a question. Just ask it!”
“If I’d been just a little dumber, I could have joined the force myself.”
“The missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent!”
“Daddy! There’s a woman outside… She’s not touching the floor!”
“It’s the guy who kicked your ass all over Nel’s bar.” “Rip his tits off.”
“See you at the party, Richter!”
“Will you t-tell Miss Venable I’m sorry? Tell her I hope her neck is okay.”