Quote of the Day – December 31, 2017
“No, no. I think we should stay.” “Why?” “Cause I’m in the dumpster already.”
“No, no. I think we should stay.” “Why?” “Cause I’m in the dumpster already.”
“I consider you a friend. And my friends call me Eagle. Or Golden Eagle. Either of those would work. Or John. Or Coach.”
“If you speak my name, I vanish. What am I? Silence.”
“Do you ever wish you would die?” “No. It’s foolish to ask for luxuries in times like these.”
“Thanks for the ride, lady! Thanks for the ride.”
“Sandy Claws – in person. What a pleasure to meet you.”
“Christmas Eve. Ho ho f*cking ho!”
“You know, Dick – You mind if I call you ‘Dick’?”
“The real Santa was totally different. The Coca-Cola Santa is just a hoax.”
“Those doctors are savages. I mean, where does it say that a gunshot wound requires a rectal exam?”