Quote of the Day – August 31, 2018
“I’m sorry for his loss.” “Of life? Yeah, I guess he probably is too.”
“I’m sorry for his loss.” “Of life? Yeah, I guess he probably is too.”
“AHHH! THEM! THEM! THEM!”
“We have to convince the little housewife out there that the tomato that ate the family pet is not dangerous!”
“People come to the Oasis for all the things they can do, but they stay for all the things they can be.”
“You know, an aquarium is a submarine for fish.”
“Everything’s gonna be okay. You’re fine.” “She just cut her f*cking arm off. Does that sound fine?”
“It feels like it just grazed my biscuits, right there in betwixt ’em.”
“Sweetheart, could you speak up? I can’t hear you with that pity dick in your mouth.”
“What exactly do you call your style of music?” “I call it James Brown music because it’s so far ahead of its time.”
“I woke up this morning and I just hated everything.”