Quote of the Day – December 31, 2018
“Hey, you’re the girl from the beach.” “My friends call me Kelly for short.”
“Hey, you’re the girl from the beach.” “My friends call me Kelly for short.”
“Where are they? Where are your friends now? Tell me about the loneliness of good, He-Man. Is it equal to the loneliness of evil?”
“The only place I get hurt is out there. The world don’t give a shit about me.”
“There are three ways to make a living in this business: be first, be smarter, or cheat.”
“I could write shorter sermons but when I get started I’m too lazy to stop.”
“My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.”
“Santa, you will never return to Earth, you belong to Mars now.” “Ho Ho, Hooo…”
“Boys, I don’t want to speak ill of your mother on Christmas, but she’s nothing but a common street whore.”
“No can do man. I have to stay here and smoke this weed, otherwise I won’t get high.”
“I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It’s not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.”