Month: January 2019

“If you don’t stop playing games, I will shave your head and make you eat your hair. I mean it. I will make you eat your hair.”

“Get that damn screwdriver out of my head!”

“You cannot hesitate. The only thing worse than being incompetent, or being unkind, or being evil, is being indecisive.”

“How do you get people to protect themselves from something they don’t believe in?”

“I think something very important is happening and it’s deeply connected to my purpose.”

“I do not believe in anything I cannot see or study.”

“Listen to me, we’re going on a trip now, it’s going to be rough. If you hear something in the woods, you tell me. if you hear something in the water, you tell me. But under no circumstances are you allowed to take off your blindfold.”

“What’s the Czech for ‘Do you love him’?”

“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like, uh, your opinion, man.”

“Doing nothing often leads to the very best kind of something.”