Quote of the Day – August 26, 2017
“Suppose I shot you. How’d that be?”
“Suppose I shot you. How’d that be?”
“Please, God…” “God? No god.”
“My true calling in life.” “What’s that?” “Shit, man, I’m a natural born killer.”
“Oh my God, are those tiny penises? Please, Lord, let those be fingers.”
“The numbers all go to 11. Look, right across the board, 11, 11, 11 and…”
“Ghosts don’t exist.” “Well, if she’s not a ghost then what is she?”
“Favor gonna kill you faster than a bullet.”
“He was such an evil man. But worse still, he brought the evil out in me.”
“Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out.”
“Welcome to Tennessee, patron state of shootin’ stuff.”