Quote of the Day – June 17, 2017
“My friend says if you were any more handsome it would be a crime. It’s a shame you’re such an asshole.”
“My friend says if you were any more handsome it would be a crime. It’s a shame you’re such an asshole.”
“The things I’m gonna do for my country.”
“I think she’s bipolar, or lactose intolerant, one of the two.”
“When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way!”
“We could go upstairs right now.” “Is there a TV upstairs? I like to watch.”
“Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not.”
“If I could, I would have voted for Obama for a third term.”
“It’s like finding a bullet in a brain, but with no gunshot wound.”
“My mother told me to never do this.”
“It is the power of music to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer.”