Quote of the Day – September 8, 2016
“There are worse things out tonight than vampires.” “Like what?” “Like me.”
“There are worse things out tonight than vampires.” “Like what?” “Like me.”
“We dance alone. That’s why we only play electronic music.”
“No woman can truly love a man who listens to Phil Collins.”
“Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”
“Meat’s meat, and a man’s gotta eat.”
“One last thing. Hot girls destroy your life. That’s just a fact.”
“Munich.” “What?” “Guy without his balls. A Munich.”
“Candy Cane? Hey anybody know a Candy Cane?” “Rusty Nail?”
“Come outside with me, I’ve got a surprise for you!” “That’s my surprise?” “No.”
“Don’t let them bury me! I’m not dead!”