Quote of the Day – June 20, 2016
“I apologize for calling your wife a bloated warthog, and I bid you good day.”
“I apologize for calling your wife a bloated warthog, and I bid you good day.”
“You policemen are always in such a hurry. As if dead men didn’t have all eternity.”
“Now I’ll tell you what. I want you to sew my eyebrow back on.”
“Warriors, come out to play-ay.”
“I think you know what I’m gettin’ at Mr. President. We’re gonna kill us a mummy.”
“Thank you, Agent Zoil.” “Please call me Lorenzo.” “Lorenzo Zoil?”
“I’ve never loved anyone the way I loved you.” “Me too. Now we know how.”
“At last! My arm is complete again!”
“Trolls are animals. Predators. They eat, sh*t and mate. Eat anything they can.”
“Do you have root beer?” “You wanna nipple on that?”