Quote of the Day – April 20, 2016
“Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.”
“Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.”
“Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?”
“One girl… I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.”
“Two minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame, you know. And then you get free.”
“You going to kill me, Snake?” “Not now, I’m too tired… maybe later.”
“Do you know this one girl with hair like this?”
“I live my life a quarter mile at a time.”
“You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.”
“Where does he get those wonderful toys?”
“This is no democracy. It is a dictatorship. I am the law.”