QOTD

“He was licking me!”

“You have poor social skills. You have a problem.” “I have a problem? You say more inappropriate things than appropriate things.”

“If you try to run, I’ve got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can.”

“You see this knife? I’m gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!”

“Everything is true. God’s an Astronaut. Oz is Over the Rainbow, and Midian is where the monsters live.”

“Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any stinking badges.”

“You see, Jason was my son, and today is his birthday…”

“Come on, Rook. Show us that million-dollar arm, ’cause I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours.” #QOTD

“I’m an English teacher, not f*cking Tomb Raider.”

“I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though.”