Quote of the Day – November 24, 2017
“You don’t hear the word ‘no’ a lot, do you?”
“You don’t hear the word ‘no’ a lot, do you?”
“There are times when it is necessary to abandon our humanity to save humanity.”
“You gave me peace in a lifetime of war.”
“If I die under a skirt, I can still flirt as a ghost.”
“The TV must’ve gotten into his head and told him to kill you.”
“So you’re telling me it was one guy with six guns, and he was a senior frigging citizen?”
“Everything’s fine.” “Except we lost Apollo 11!” “Oh, except for that.”
“We threw away things people kill each other for now.”
“Why are you always so suspicious?” “Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically?”
“You do know it is a federal offence to destroy a United States Post Office?”