Quote of the Day – July 1, 2020

“This movie was shot in 3B – three beers – and it looks good, eh?” crop

Quote of the Day – June 9, 2020

“What’s wrong with you? What you screamin’ for? Every 5 minutes there’s somethin’, a bomb or somethin’. I’m leavin’. Bzzzz.”


Quote of the Day – June 8, 2020

“Let us hope that Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.” “Don’t worry. I will be.”


Quote of the Day – June 1, 2020

“That’s the red light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging out down there.” “Sex, Frank?” “Uh… no, not right now, Ed. We’ve got work to do.”

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Quote of the Day – June 7, 2020

“Uhhh… this is Forky…” “I’m trash.”


Quote of the Day – June 6, 2020

“He said that wherever I went, he would find me, walk right up to me, and I wouldn’t be able to see him.”


Quote of the Day – June 5, 2020

“I don’t think anything bad ought to happen to children. I think the bad stuff should be saved up for the people whose grown up. That’s the way I see it.”


Quote of the Day – June 4, 2020

“What’s the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?”


Quote of the Day – June 3, 2020

“Wanna breed?” “Tempting… but no.”


Quote of the Day – June 2, 2020

“There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.”

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Quote of the Day – May 31, 2020

“Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y’all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin’.”