Quote of the Day – February 12, 2021 “How do you write women so well?” “I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.” Quote of the Day – November 9, 2015 “Did you see anything?” “No, sir! I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again.” “Good!” < Quote of the Day – November 8, 2015 “What’s going on?” “Murder… You want some?” Quote of the Day – November 7, 2015 “The horror… the horror…” Quote of the Day – November 6, 2015 “Do you go out with friends?” “A boy’s best friend is his mother.” Quote of the Day – November 5, 2015 “Monty, anything to add?” “Ummm… no.” “He’s not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks!” Quote of the Day – November 4, 2015 “They’re not aliens they’re spiders mutated by contaminated waste!” “That’s probably a more logical explanation!” Quote of the Day – November 3, 2015 “Your boss is quite a card player, Mr. Kelly; how does he do it?” “He cheats.” Quote of the Day – November 2, 2015 “I’m a Derek and Dereks don’t run!” Quote of the Day – November 1, 2015 “What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?” Quote of the Day – October 31, 2015 “He was licking me!” « Previous 1 … 167 168 169 170 171 … 183 Next »