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Snuff – Quickie Review: 31 Nights Of Horror – Day 13 / Film #2

A cult lead by a Charles Manson-like figure is on a murdering spree. This movie is terrible from the awful dubbing, to the amateurish editing and continuity errors and to the audacious attempt to make the audience like as though they’ve just witnessed a real murder at the end of the film. The whole movie …

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Demon, The (1981) – Quickie Review: 31 Nights Of Horror – Day 9 / Film #4

You know what? I can’t even be bothered. This movie is a pile of baked horseshit. I can’t believe I watched the whole thing.

Open House (1987) – Quickie Review

A crazed serial killer is on the loose and he’s slaughtering young, female real estate agents because he blames them for the housing prices being too high and he can’t afford to buy one. Sounds reasonable. This movie is garbage.

Dude, Where’s My Car? – Quickie Review

About as big of a steaming pile of shit to ever appear on celluloid. Unfunny, misogynistic, unfunny, dumb, unfunny, a complete waste of time.

“Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid” – A Review of The Gallows

No need to sugarcoat, this movie is a piece of shit to the highest caliber. Like one of the glorious ones that could be described in a version of The Aristocrats joke. No less than 5 people walked out of the advanced screening that I was attending and the theatre wasn’t very full to begin …

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Showgirls – Quickie Review

I like campy, but this was dreadful. The closest I’ve ever come to walking out of a movie theatre. It’s about 128 minutes too long.