Quote of the Day – February 29, 2016
“Why do my eyes hurt?” “You’ve never used them before.”
“Why do my eyes hurt?” “You’ve never used them before.”
“I’m not going to waste my time arguing with a man who’s lining up to be a hot lunch.”
“I’m gonna let ya’ in on a little secret, Ray. K-Mart sucks.”
“It’s a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he’s got and all he’s ever gonna have.”
“Do I look like I’m negotiating?”
“People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.”
“Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me.”
“I’m jealous and I’m trusting. It’s cognitive dissonance. F. Scott Fitzgerald talked about it.”
“Give me The Guess Who. They got the courage to be drunken buffoons, which makes them poetic.”