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“How do you write women so well?” “I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.”

“Too bad SpongeBob isn’t here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.”

“My daddy is the smartest person in the whole flat world!”

“It’s easy to fool people when they’re already fooling themselves.”

“Strictly speaking, there’s no such thing as invention, you know. It’s only magnifying what already exists.”

“Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.”

“Who are you?”

“Everton is the dominant species. I am Everton.”

“Sand is overrated. It’s just tiny, little rocks.”

“This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.”