Quote of the Day – August 12, 2016
“C’mon dad, you know Marcus he got lost in one of his own museums one time.”
“C’mon dad, you know Marcus he got lost in one of his own museums one time.”
“Would you mind getting inside the oven to clean it?”
“I thought the slo-mo scene with Quicksilver was pretty cool.”
“But why is the rum gone?”
“This meal is terrible. It tastes like roasted dog asshole. I asked myself, ‘Who would slow roast a dog’s asshole and feed it to me?’ You would.”
“Have you ever met anybody you didn’t kill?” “Well, I haven’t killed you yet.”
“I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF*CKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERF*CKING PLANE!”
“Is that a raincoat?” “Yes it is!”
“Look at those a$$holes, ordinary f*cking people. I hate ’em.”
“Are you sure it’s safe?” “It’s better than safe. It’s death proof.”