Quote of the Day – September 30, 2018
“Zac Hobson, July 5th. One: there has been a malfunction in Project Flashlight with devastating results. Two: it seems I am the only person left on Earth.”
“Zac Hobson, July 5th. One: there has been a malfunction in Project Flashlight with devastating results. Two: it seems I am the only person left on Earth.”
“I’ll probably get blamed for that.”
“You think you can win on talent alone? Gentlemen, you don’t have enough talent to win on talent alone.”
“I might be back.”
“You’re out of bullets. And you know what that means… you’re shit outta luck.”
“What, is there some kind of curfew here for apologies?”
“Now, you listen to me, Mr. Grand High Poobah of Upper Buttcrack, I’m just about half-past give a shit with your fun and games.”
“Soon you’ll be unconscious through lack of oxygen; it’s an ancient technique.”
“You’re a weak man.” “Yeah, I know. That’s why I drink it straight. The ice cubes are too heavy.”
“Remember this, if you see someone doing something but at the same time watching you… then he is a cop.”