Month: April 2019

“I ain’t Captain Walker. I’m the guy who carries Mr. Dead in his pocket.”

“Well, I’ll tell you what. I’ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?” “Are they made from real Girl Scouts?”

“You’ve got a lot of guts. Let’s see what they look like.”

“I’m not gonna fight your war. I’m gonna end it.”

“Damn it, man, I’m a doctor, not a torpedo technician!”

“Go ahead. Take your best shot, motherf*cker.”

“So raise your hand if you think that was a Russian water-tentacle.”

“Lutz and Biddle, it’s like Kibbles n’ Bits, but different.”

“I need a case to work on.” “I apologize for Oslo’s low murder rate.”

“Your honour, with all due respect: if you’re going to try my case for me, I wish you wouldn’t lose it.”