Month: July 2019

“I have two guns, one for each of ya.”

“I’m gonna put the ‘show’ back in ‘chauvinism’.”

“I was never more certain of how far away I was from my goal than when I was standing right beside it.”

“Let’s go show them what it means to be a hero. Let’s go show them what it means to be a New Yorker! Let’s go kill some sharks!”

“There’s magic in the woods, if you know where to look for it.”

“Then how about a nightcap on the company? My company.”

“If you wanna get crazy, we can get crazy!”

“You lost a lot of blood but we found most of it.”

“When was the last time you remember doing something during the day?”

“Good question, Aguado. First, I’d establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug’s DICK, and became insanely jealous. Then I’d lose 30 pounds… porkin’ his wife!”