Jurassic World has been unleashed and to coincide with its release, I have compiled a list of dino facts you may or may not have known. Please read, enjoy and learn.
- In a pinch, dinosaurs make for good kindling
- Due to the T-Rex’s short arms, it lost out to Miles Teller for the role in Whiplash
- Dinosaurs roamed all over the earth because they didn’t have a decent cellular provider
- Much like humans, dinosaurs evolved from apes
- Due to their superior camouflage and hiding skills, nobody has seen a dinosaur in years
- Crossbreeding across species was frowned upon. However, cross-dressing was widely accepted
- First dinosaur to walk on the moon, Neil Arms-Not-So-Strong
- God created dinosaurs and then took million and millions and millions and millions of years off
- Contrary to the rumours, they are not big Dinosaur Jr. fans. Huge supporters of Hall & Oates, though.
- Dinosaurs were almost entirely made of paper mache
- Scientists are now willing to say that dinosaurs are related to bears and not raccoons
- Most carnivorous dinosaurs enjoy the occasional fruit salad
- Even dinosaurs refused to support the Kickstarter campaign for Uwe Boll
- They feel Waterworld has been unfairly judged. Rename it, Mad Max: Waterworld and people would love it
- Dinosaurs have always had the ability to smell what The Rock was cooking
- Dinosaurs can’t watch any Jurassic film without shredding a tear for the plight of dinosaurs in captivity
- When push comes to shove, dinosaurs may resort to name calling
- Much like humans, baby dinosaurs are air delivered by storks
- Dinosaurs don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
- Because of their arm length and positioning, T-Rex’s are proficient knitters
- Even dinosaurs can barely remember the time before The Simpsons first aired
- Dinosaurs are emphatically against the use of fossil fuels
- Dinosaurs have a hard time not smiling for passport photos. The anticipation of travel makes them giddy
- A dinosaur would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today
- Dinosaur children are always asking their parents for merchandise based on the hit movie, Quaternary Park