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“I’m what you might call a champagne problem.”

“I wouldn’t do that if I was you, you’ll just end up blowing your damn face off. Then you’ll still be depressed, even more depressed probably because of your fucked up face.”

“You all through? You all through?”

“This is basically a guy, and there’s 3 humans here, basically trying to make a warning, you know, saying ‘I kill 3 humans, watch out for me.’”

“Where’d you get a suit?” “I fucking made it, didn’t I?”

“Most people don’t believe something can happen until it already has. That’s not stupidity or weakness, that’s just human nature.”

“If we’re going to figure this out, we need to work together.” “The Nite Owl made you. You want to tear all that down?” “With a wrecking ball. You want to help me swing it?”

“Not only does it represent my black belt in karate but it also helps keep my pants up.”

“This is just the fucking start. Why don’t you put that on your Good Morning Missouri fucking wake up broadcast, bitch?”

“Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that’s an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?”