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“There is never enough time.” “Time for what?” “To satisfy a woman.”

“Here at Globo Gym, we understand that ‘Ugliness’ and ‘Fatness’ are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it’s only your fault if you don’t hate yourself enough to do something about it.”

“A fine chariot… but where are your horses?”

“One final thing I have to do… and then I’ll be free of the past.”

“I want you to hit me as hard as you can.”

“Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There’s no escape. I’m God’s lonely man.”

“I’m finished!”

“Umm… you’re Paul McCartney.” “Well, it’s great to be here.” “You… you… you remember when you were with The Beatles?” “Yeah, sure.” “That was awesome!”

“You’re gonna build a car to beat Ferrari with… a Ford.” “Correct.” “And how long did they tell you that they need it? Two, three hundred years?” “Ninety days.”

“Oh man! How’d you get the beans above the frank?”