Quote of the Day – October 31, 2019
“Do you have any vacancies?” “Oh, we have 12 vacancies. 12 cabins, 12 vacancies.”
“Do you have any vacancies?” “Oh, we have 12 vacancies. 12 cabins, 12 vacancies.”
“Eloquent, Sheriff. You make us look like an inbred mining community.” “We are an inbred mining community, Ben.”
“Mother! I’ve turned the cooling unit back on. Mother!”
“You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I’m yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you’re on your own. Do you understand?”
“You don’t make history by following the rules, you make it by seizing the moment.”
“Wednesday’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.” “Boys?” “Homicide.”
“On Dasher, on Dancer on… the other ones?” “Firebolt? No… that’s Harry Potter’s broom.”
“I know it is a little early for Christmas, Edward, but; I have a present for you.”
“Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.”
“Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn’t we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? ‘Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we’d all be put out in K.P.”